Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Fresh Soft Pretzels - Big D's 25th Recipes

Ingredients:
  • 4 teaspoons active dry yeast
  • 1 teaspoon white sugar
  • 1 1/4 cups warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
  • 5 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup white sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • 1/2 cup baking soda
  • 4 cups hot water
  • 1/4 cup kosher salt, for topping
  1. In a small bowl, dissolve yeast and 1 teaspoon sugar in warm water. Let stand until creamy, about 10 minutes. 
  2. In a large bowl, mix together flour, 1/2 cup sugar, and salt. Make a well in the center; add the oil and yeast mixture. Mix and form into a dough. If the mixture is dry, add one or two tablespoons of water. Knead the dough until smooth, about 7 to 8 minutes. Lightly oil a large bowl, place the dough in the bowl and turn to coat with oil. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm place until doubled in size, about 1 hour.
  3. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). 
  4. In a large bowl, dissolve baking soda in hot water.
  5. When risen, turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface and divide into 12 equal pieces. Roll each piece into a rope and twist into a pretzel shape. Once all of the dough is all shaped, dip each pretzel into the baking soda solution and form on a greased baking sheet. (optional to spray with butter flavored cooking spray before you salt them) Sprinkle with kosher salt.
  6. Bake in preheated oven for until browned. *watch them closely the first couple of pans so you can figure out what works best for your oven.
 TIPS:
We found it to be quite hard to keep a consistent size, color and smoothness to the pretzels we made for D's birthday (we made over 3 batches...so...many...pretzels!), but by the end we figured out what made the best out of all the batches.
Here's what we learned....
  • Grease the pan!
  • Use a rack that's up higher in the oven to prevent burning of the pretzels bottoms. 
  • The baking soda bath burns a black residue onto your pans...line with tinfoil for easy clean up.
  •  Do not dip the dough in the Baking Soda bath for longer than 10 seconds...they get too soggy and just don't turn out as well.
  • A good way to divide the dough is by rolling it out in a long, flat rectangle with your rolling pin, then cut long strips with a knife.
    • be sure to roll each strip with your hands so that it is rounded and not square like a few of ours turned out!

A lot of people tend to be puzzled about the dunking into a baking soda and water mixture....Simply put, without it, they won't have that wonderful golden brown color. 
Just whatever you do, don't put it into the actual dough!


Hot Mustard Dip

  • 1/4 cup ground mustard
  • 1/4 cup vinegar
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 2 tablespoons honey
  1. In a small saucepan, combine mustard and vinegar; let stand for 30 minutes. 
  2. Whisk in the sugar and egg yolk until smooth. 
  3. Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly, until mixture just begins to simmer and is thickened, about 7 minutes. 
  4. Remove from the heat; whisk in honey. Chill. Serve with pretzels. Store in the refrigerator. 


Original recipe source: Butter Soft Pretzels

Monday, May 14, 2012

Best Guac Out There! - Big D's 25th Recipes

So I don't like onions...like I really....do not like onions...but a little green onion never hurt anybody. Actually, onions do have some health benefits..unfortunately...I'll be finding my health benefits elsewhere.

So here is the best guac I have ever had:


2 Large Ripe Avocados
1 Ripe Roma Tomato
1 Green Onion stalk
A couple dashes of seasoning salt - add lime juice to taste.

It's just that easy.
Cut up the avocados and mash with green onion, season salt, and lime juice, dice tomato and stir in last so you don't have mashed tomato.

I've always preferred this recipe to any other, you taste the fruity, creaminess and not just an overwhelming ONION flavor, like most I've tried. And I'm always down to try some guacamole!

Sometimes for a little extra tang I might add a TBSP of mayo...but it really doesn't need it!


This was a huge hit at D's 25th Beer Tasting Bday Bash - the bowl was empty, and I even refilled it!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Go Big D or go home!

So for Big D's birthday we had a Beer Tasting at my place.
We invited everyone to bring a bottle, or a few of a unique brew for people to sample, and then to bring whatever else they wanted to drink for in between samples.
We stuck the beer in a plastic bin from Dollarama, filled it with ice, and let people go wild. Little plastic cups (Not Red Solo cups...that is not sample sized...no matter what your drunk cousin may say to convince you otherwise!) and sharpies were provided so no one had to swap spit out of the bottles. There was more distinguished analysis of the flavour, after tastes, bubbles, etc...at the beginning of the night. Let's just say not everybody stayed so distinguished till the end. ;)

I just realized now in creating this post, that I didn't actually get any shots of just the unique beers....what was I thinking??

Anyways...I'll be breaking down my recipes from the party in posts over the next week or so as I find glimpses of momentary freedom in my crazy schedule. Spring semester is wild busy (I don't know what I was thinking!), plus the roommate and job searching takes up the rest of my "free" time.  
Let's just say I'm over due for a lazy night doing whatever I damn well please...and clean laundry...
Wish me luck fellow bloggers!


We went all out on the food, and made almost everything from scratch! 
What goes better with beer than nachos, soft pretzels, and pizza (rolls)? 
Nothing! That's what! ;)

There were nachos to accompany my homemade guacamole.

The tricky trickster of the bread family!
Homemade pretzels and D's Hot mustard dip....they look deceivingly easy....they are not!


These were an amalgamation of a few different pizza roll recipes I found online...unfortunately I was stuck at my house icing cupcakes (darn little cream cheese chunks kept clogging the piping tips!) so I didn't have time to help D with my experiment. They turned out great though and were a smashing success! The platter was gone and needing refilled everytime we turned around it seemed!
mmmm pizza! Isn't my man just the most talented?


 We made some Vodka Gummy Bear shots
The before and after...they almost tripled in size!


I made D's cake...of course! But I never claimed to be good at decorating! 
(It says "Happy 25th Daryl")
Coffee Cupcakes with varying strength coffee cream cheese icing, as per birthday boy's request.


I had to get creative as I remembered everything...except the birthday candles!
It fell over shortly after he blew it out!

Happyy Birrrrtthdaayyy toooo youuuuuu!



D playing with his Rockin' birthday gifts! These gifts perfectly sum up D's interests...his friends know him so well!

His actually playable electric guitar shirt....and MMA Oven Mitts...his three favorite hobbies! :)


He told me later that this was his best birthday ever by far. There was much satisfaction to be had in having made almost everything from scratch, and having people just eat it up till we ran out. He was proud of our accomplishments...and I am so proud of him!

And of course...what guy doesn't want a cooler and a fridge full of leftover beer that just couldn't be "wasted" as a birthday present? ;)


The only somewhat cute picture of us all night...

Happy Birthday Babe...I love you!